**Engineering woes2***

ENGINEERING WOES (PART2)
I REALLY DO NOT REMEMBER WHERE I HAD STOPPED IN STRIPPING OFF ‘ENGINEERING LIFE’ OR TO BE MORE PRECISE LIFE IN ‘ENGINEERING COLLEGE’!!!
AH YES, I HAD TAKEN A BREAK OFF FOR MY 6TH SEMESTER EXAMINATION AND THINGS WERE QUITE HECTIC (THEY ARE SAME THOUGH EVEN AFTER EXAM)
ANYWAYS IT WAS ALWAYS A DREAM TO BE THE SENIOR MOST BATCH IN COLLEGE AND HERE WE ARE IN OUR 7TH SEMESTER,IN OUR FINAL YEAR AND GUESS WHAT ‘WOES’ HAVE INCREASED SEVEN FOLD.
MANY THINGS CHANGE AS WE GROW UP, WE JUST DON’T INCREASE IN INCHES, OUR GREY GETS GREYER , OUR LIPS DON’T SING EVERY SONG WORLD IS SINGING,OUR FINGERS DON’T WRITE FOR JUST FUN AND GROWING IN ENGINEERING COLLEGE GIVES US ALL THIS!!! ALL THESE CHANGES, AS WE GROW UP, WE DON’T JUST WRITE ASSIGNMENTS AND SPIT OUT VIVA VOCE AND SING OUT SESSIONALS, WE MAKE CHANGES, WE INVENT, WE INNOVATE AND WE DEFINE WHAT MEANS WHAT!!!
I KNOW ITS TAKING YOU BY SURPRISE THAT I AM BEING REALLY GOOD TO COLLEGE AND NOT STRIPPING ‘ENGINEERING LIFE’, O DON’T WORRY, THE ARTICLE WILL BE ‘PAISA WASOOL’, I JUST DON’T KNOW WHICH THREAD TO PULL FIRST… LOL ;)
THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING IN HIGHER SEMESTERS IS THAT YOU ARE MORE OF A TEACHER TO YOURSELF AND THERE IS VERY LITTLE DEPENDENCY ON COLLEGE, THIS RULE HOWEVER HAS FEW EXCEPTIONS OF EXTREMELY HARDWORKING PEOPLE WHO COVER IT ALL IN COLLEGE AND GOD FORBID IF A SEMESTER GOES WITHOUT A REGULAR TEACHER FOR SUBJECT THE FORMER ARE ALWAYS THE MERRIER, LATTER CAN BE FOUND BITING OFF THEIR NAILS IN EXAM HALL!!
THERE IS SOMETHING THAT COMES NATURALLY TO AN ENGINEER, LIKE WE INHERIT OUR MOTHER TONGUE, ENGINEERS INHERIT HYPOCRICY AND DIPLOMACY AND AH GOD THEY CONUSE IT WITH INTELLIGENCE, YES THEY DO INHERIT IT IN THEIR COLLEGE LIFE AND I BELIEVE IT IS NATURAL TO DO SO UNTILL AND UNLESS YOU ARE SOME SAINT OR REALLY DUMB!!
THE LAST SEMESTERS ARE BASICALLY MEANT TO SEE IF WE CAN REALLY SURVIVE IN ENVIRONMENT THAT AWAITS US WITH OPEN ARMS!! THUS IN OTHER WORDS A NEWSPAPER ALWAYS WAITS FOR US ON THE BRAKFAST TABLE AND I CANT BELIEVE WHEN MUM SAYS, “CHECK OUT FOR SOME JOB AND ITERVIEW NOTIFICATIONS BEFORE TAKING YOUR TEA”, O GOD!!!
FINE!! YOU SIP YOUR ANGER WITH TEA AND LEAVE FOR COLLEGE WITH BURNING SENSATION IN YOUR THROAT CAUSED BY TEA SERVED WITH LOVE!!! LOL
SUDDENLY YOU FIND COLLEGE EXCITING WHICH YOU NEVER DID IN ALL THOSE THREE YEARS, REASON BEING THAT YOUR HOME IS MORE OF A BATTLEGROUND FOR JOBS AND COLLEGE IS O SO CARELESS WITH ALL THOSE HAVING THINKING AS GOOD AS YOU HAVE… LOL..
SOMEWHERE IN YOUR MIND YOU ALWAYS CALCULATE YOUR PERCENTAGE EVERY HALF AN HOUR JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU STILL FALL IN THE JOB CRITERIA OF BIG COMPANIES, THINKING ALL THIS AFTER A HECTIC DAY AS YOU WALK IN LANE LEADING TO YOUR VILLA, YOU MEET UP ‘XYZ AUNTY’, AND YOU COME TO KNOW HOW HER GIRL WANTS TO BE AN ENGINEER AND ASPIRES TO BE IN “ABC” COMPANY, AND THEN SHE JUST WANTS TO KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT IT AND WHAT HER GIRL SHOULD BE DOING TO BEJUST INLINE FOR A JOB!!! THAT’S WHERE YOU USE F WORD FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE AND HEY IT IS NO SIN THIS TIME… LOL
YOU REACH HOME AND THANK GOD THAT MUM AND DAD BOTH HAVE NOT TURNED UP, BUT YOU DO FIND AN ‘EMPLOYMENT NEWS’ ON THE FRIDGE WITH A NOTE ATTATCHED TO IT “GO THRU IT BETA”
AND THEN YOU HAVE THE FINEST OF IDEAS UNDER SHOWER, THINKING OF COMPANIES YOU ARE GONNA GOOGLE UP AND SEND YOUR RESUME TO..
YOU COME OUT, TURN YOUR PC ON AND DON’T KNOW WHY YOU GET ON TO THIS THING CALLED “FACEBOOK”
LIKE,UPDATE, COMMENT, CHAT AND FINALLY YOU TAKE YOUR REFUGE IN MUSIC!!!!
MUSIC NEVER DISAPPOINTS YOU AND LETS YOU SLEEP IN ITS LAP TILL YOUR MOM COMES TO WAKE YOU UP AGAIN AND CURSE ENGINEERING!!! LOL
PS>>> ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSE ONLY,NO RESMBLANCE TO ANY CHARACTER LIVING OR SUFFERING… LOL
GUNYT

Happy birthday to me. . A review of happy moments!

9th september, 6pm i get to know from one of my friend and mentor Amir gulzar(regional manager, Ranbaxy int) that there is a surprise in store for me and i better stay with them at their villa, we call it friends villa, i have loads of friends there who do not share college with me but have helped me become what i am. I reached there at 7pm and found everything silent i mean i doubted if anyone else except amir knew about my birthday or it ll be a waste. I talked to sanjiv(mba final yr), mir irfhan (lawyer in jammu high court) vishi bro and Saurabh ma buddy! In a moment i found Ishant entering door with lots of movie dvd's in hand and in his typical tone said,"jaldi jaldi choose karo".! We selected two movies for the night, 'SALT' and 'INCEPTION'. . Now it was all boy zone and i had promised ma sis that i ll be celebrating with her only. Anyways let me come straight to the event, upto 12 we had finished watching one movie and as it stuck 12, i got attacked on all sides from these fellows, they picked me up, threw me up in air, kicked me and finally dropped me hard. . If not for ma birthday i would ve slapped them. . Ma best fren saved me from further torture, she called in at right time and i went off to talk to her. I came down after ten minutes, cut the cake and they danced and cheered for me. . It was really amazing moment. I got calls from friends but missed most of them cuz of celebrations that we were on for. Amir us all out for ice cream at mid night and we came back without it after searching gole market. . Lol:)
I have some of the best people in world as frens. As i lay in ma bed, i logged in to social networking sites and found wishes all around. Thank you so much for wishing. May God bless you all.
Ma alarm rang exactly at 4am and after a shower, i started out with prayers and then went to jog with amir n saurabh.
After a heavy breakfast i turned back to ma place and di was kind of angry but anyhow she gave me a really beautiful gift and hugged me tight! I love you di. :-)
and then i spent ma whole day with di, uncle aunty and cousins, we went off to bahu fort and enjoyed lots, even tried for movie tickets but being friday we were unsuccessful. :-( housefull dabang. .
I just returned back and hey its eid as well na, i really feel blessed to have celebrated ma birthday on eid.
I still have some treats pending for the evening. . . Will catch up with ma buddies and party. ,
thank you all for wishing and God bless you.

Awesome mornings start with hukumnama!!

I Loved this piece of gurbani!
I woke up this morning and like always checked on my cell before goin on for morning prayers, and there i saw this jewel of golden words from shri guru garanth sahib ji!
~~soohee>fifth mehla
Renouncing everything, i have come to the Lords sanctuary: save me, o my Savior Lord!
Whatever YOU link me to, to that I am linked: what can this poor creature do?||1|| O my dear Lord God, YOU are the inner knower, the searcher of hearts.
Be merciful to me, o divine, compassionate Lord, that i may constantly sing YOUR glorious prayers||1||pause||
renouncing self-conceit, i have become the dust of all men's feet, in this way i die while i am alive if not for YOU||2||
How fruitful is the life of that being in this world who chants name in saadh sangat(company of holy). All desires are fulfilled, for one who is blessed with God's kindness and mercy||3||
O Merciful to the meek, Kind and Compassionate Lord, i seek Your refuge. Take pity on me and bless me with YOUR name.
Nanak is the dust of the feet of holy||4||11||58||